An [Un]helpful Guide To: BigBang

Today I am here to bring a guide to none other than the Kings of Kpop themselves.

BIGBANG!

For those who don’t know. they introduced me to Kpop and hold a very special place in my heart because they were my first bias, song purchase, and more.

While most people know the music I feel not enough people know these men for who they are so I am here to educate you from a VIP themselves.

NOTE

Remember this is filled with a lot of jokes so please don’t take it super seriously!

Basic Info

Number of Members: 5

Members Left to Right: G-Dragon, Seungri, Taeyang, TOP, and Daesung

Debut: August 2006

Company: YG Entertainment

Fandom Name: VIPs

Offical Color: Not one.

Booty Boy

G-Dragon (Kwon Jiyong)

  • The softest man in existence
  • Booty taps
  • Fashion icon
  • Music icon
  • Icon
  • Smol
  • Bite-sized fury
  • Really poetic
  • Makes everyone cry by his softness
  • SMILE

  • Snake
  • Will set the world on fire for the boys
  • Literally spoils VIPs so much
  • Lowkey everyone’s bias because he’s a hardworking baby who just needs some love and support

Living Shitposter

Taeyang (Dong Yongbae)

Don’t let the cool gif fool you boy a dork

  • Somehow his social media hasn’t been taken away
  • #1 GD Stan
  • Posts random memes
  • THAT GUY

  • Dope Birthday Congratz x100000 @ Seungri
  • Also a lowkey snake
  • In love with a fidget spinner
  • GETTING MARRIED!

  • Mino is his and GDs adopted child
  • Style on point

Tabi

TOP (Choi Seunghyun)

  • A giant
  • But a cuddly giant
  • Do yOU lIke? IiIiiIi lIkeEeeE
  • Really cute
  • Super cute and clingy when drunk
  • The weird guy out of these 5 weird guys
  • Meme
  • Looks like a ‘slide into the dm’s’ meme during Bae Bae
  • Considered one of the sexiest guys in Kpop
  • Too bad he’s Chairsexual
  • That one annoying artsy kid
  • What is he even on at this point?
  • SOFT relationship with GD (grew up together)
  • Classy

THE meme

Daesung

  • Dae though just blows the others out of the water
  • To extra for his own good
  • Has a love affair with Japan
  • SUNSHINE

  • Doesn’t know how to make a normal expression
  • We love it tho
  • Also, hurt him and expect 3 angry boys and 1 giant to come for you
  • We didn’t get to see his eyes for like 7 eras
  • But we got them pelvic shots WTF YG
  • Anyways, he’s a cutie, must protect
  • Honestly the reason everyone is always laughing
  • What a happy virus
  • Somehow not he maknae like?

That Maknae Dude

Seungri

  • SAVE HIM

  • SERIOUSLY HIS HYUNGS ARE CRAZY

  • He’s honestly kinda Satan

  • He’s a sweet maknae one moment than BAM GET MERKED HYUNG
  • Exposes everyone
  • Honestly serves such boyfriend looks
  • Everyones guilty of babying him tho
  • Is probably the nicest guy on earth honestly
  • Loves helping people achieve their dreams
  • Highkey hates Taeyang
  • Especially on his birthday
  • Doesn’t know how to calm down especially around VIPs

Well, guys, that’s all for my guide!

I hope this helps some of you who don’t know these boys, as well as people and you, can eventually stan them because of its worth it.

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